Christmas 2020 (Baby, please come home)
By Jeff Guy Hi, happy holiday season everyone. I picked up the toy soldier soap dispenser at Target. Clearance sale. Yellow tag. $3.50....
Christmas parody letter 2020
By Jeff Guy (Singing) “I’m dreaming of a blight Christmas.” Dear ___________, Hey all you pretty things, let’s all laugh and sing even if...
Thanksgiving
When I was a kid, we’d have an ass ton of relatives in the house on Thanksgiving. This year being what it is, I’m only around two other...
Saturday morning videos 7
To Andy Hawkins Andy Hawkins is a guy I grew up with. I still consider him a friend even though there has been a rift in the friendship....
Youth, guitar gods & mortality
I'm listening to the Classic Rock station as DJ Rox spins tracks from Van Halen's 1981 album, "Fair Warning." It's vinyl Thursday and...
Civility and assertiveness
To Jeff Blackburn "Make America civil again!" We need civility more than ever. Social media has given people a shot of digital courage to...
2019 Christmas parody letter
(3:45 a.m.) (Singin') It's a quarter to three I've been wrapping presents under the tree So set 'em up Joe, I really don't mind you...
Living prolifically
Me and Mom I woke up depressed yesterday morning. It was all too real for me. My mother is going to die, I thought. It’s really going to...
Uncle Dave
Well, hell, my uncle, David McElroy died. This world won’t be the same without him. Like my mom, dad and grandparents, he was a constant...
Smashing Pumpkins
The best time ever in my life? It's right now. "Today" -- Smashing Pumpkins
