Jimmy Carter
By Jeff Guy President Jimmy Carter I was sitting back in my car before leaving Wichita early Sunday afternoon. I sent texts to my kids,...
Christmas Parody Letter 2024
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead? Dear ________,...
My girl at 19
A sticky spring morning, 2011. I’m living with my family in Rusty Water, Kan. My kids will live out their K-12 academic careers out here,...
Christmas Parody Letter 2023
Dear _______, Merry Christmas wherever you are! Let’s hope there’s snow & hearts aglow & the yuletide is gay. I’m all for happiness....
History and Me
By Jeff Guy To Dr. Jay Price Hi, I'm J. Guy & that's all you need to know. Nobody can change that. Let's say I want admission into a...
Church of St. J. Guy
You’ve blown it all sky high by telling me a lie And my calling was thus…an angel of the LORD rode up to me on a flaming pie and exhorted...
Everly loving
"All I Have to Do is Dream" -- The Everly Brothers Hi, Jeff, here and I was. Midnight a’ risin’. Keyed up, I guess ‘cuz it’s the weekend....
Christmas 2022
By Jeff Guy The model train chugged along a metal track around the Christmas Tree at my Grandma Mac’s house in Augusta, Kan. I thought it...
Christmas Parody Letter 2022
Dear ______, Season’s greetings. Christmas time’s rock’n. The Corn’s a-poppin'. Get a PFA if an ex is stalking. The late Kirstie Alley...
Plaid Pants Man
By Jeff Guy Every house is haunted by its own pain. I know it to the blood, bone and marrow of my mortal being and no man, woman or child...
